my god i hate children

Don’t mistake my kindness for weakness. I’ll choke you with the same hand I fed you with.
― Anonymous (via insanity-and-vanity)

(Source: levi-has-the-booty)

just got back from alton towers and didn’t wet myself once. very proud.

pixelflutter:

pastabot:

why are dolls from the 1920’s-50’s always the ones that are haunted?? i wanna see a haunted anime love pillow

[/warbled demonic voice]IM NOT YOUR WAIFU, SHITLORRRDDD